Risk-tuned copy that converts.
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“Conversion rate doubled overnight after the rewrite.”
What changed: Clearer offer structure & tiered pricing.
“Finally have a launch plan that doesn’t feel chaotic.”
What changed: Pre-written promo sequence.
“My DMs are finally manageable with these scripts.”
What changed: Automated objection handling.
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Promo PackPost-ready promos that don’t sound spammy.
$2993 business daysMost popular
25 promos, hook + CTA rotation, and a simple posting guide. One revision included.
Checkout → 5-min intake → delivery in 3 business days → 1 revision
Conversion & SEO products (2 business days)
Buy these on their own, or add them to a cart with any core package (Promo, Audit, Sales Page, Launch) for 15% off the product price.
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Pricing at a glance. You can also buy standalone products below.
| Package | Offer + Funnel Copy Audit | Promo Pack | Sales Page Rewrite | Launch Kit |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best for | Diagnosis before investing | Quick, usable content | Fixing a leaky funnel | Aligned launch campaign |
| Includes | Teardown + prioritized fix list | 25 promos + hooks + CTA rotation | Full copy rewrite + structure | Sales page + full promo pack |
| Turnaround | 2 business days | 3 business days | 5 business days | 7 business days |
| Price | $199 | $299 | $799 | $1,099 |
| Stage of business | Traffic exists, conversion low | Consistent posting needed | Ready to scale traffic | New offer or major relaunch |
| View scope | View scope | View scope | View scope |
Promo Pack
Best for creators who want post-ready promo copy fast, without sounding spammy.
$2993 business daysMost popular
What it’s for
- Promoting a new drop
- Keeping weekly promo consistent without rewriting from scratch
- Improving clicks when you already have views but posts aren’t converting
What you get
- 25 ready-to-post promos (short, medium, and “link in bio” style)
- 10 hook options (fresh openers so posts don’t feel repeated)
- 10 CTA options (clean wording you can rotate)
Full Deliverables & Process
Deliverables
- 1-page posting + testing guide
- Reference code for future work
Timeline
- Business day 1: Intake & Strategy
- Business day 2: Drafting
- Business day 3: Delivery
Revisions
1 round of edits included for tone and clarity.
What I need
Link to your offer and target audience info.
Start
Submit the intake and you’ll get a reference code. I build your hooks and promos around your offer and tone.
Checkout → 5-min intake → delivery in 3 business days → 1 revision
Recommended if you want to see examples first:See Samples
Sales Page Rewrite
Best for when your page gets traffic, but people aren’t taking the paid action (subscribe, join, buy, upgrade).
$7995 business daysHighest ROI
What you get
- Full rewrite with a clearer section order
- 5 headline options + 5 subhead options
- 3 CTA blocks (top/middle/bottom) with wording you can swap/test
- Benefit bullets that match your tone
Full Deliverables & Process
Deliverables
- FAQ that answers objections before they bounce
- Direct-response structure
Timeline
- Business day 1: Audit & Structure
- Business day 3: First Draft
- Business day 5: Delivery
Revisions
1 round included.
What I need
Current page link, offer details, and tone reference.
What it fixes
- “What am I getting?” confusion
- Weak or unclear CTA (or too many CTAs)
- Low trust: not enough reassurance, structure, or clarity
- Hard-to-scan page that makes people leave
Start
Send your current page link and your tiers. You’ll get a rewrite you can paste directly into your page builder.
Checkout → 5-min intake → delivery in 5 business days → 1 revision
Recommended if you want a diagnosis first:Start with an Audit
Launch Kit
Best if you want the page and the promo to match, plus a simple plan for what to post and what to test.
$1,0997 business daysBest value
What you get
- Sales Page Rewrite (full page copy + structure)
- Promo Pack (promos + hooks + CTAs + posting guide)
- Simple testing plan (which hooks to run first, which CTAs to rotate next)
Full Deliverables & Process
Deliverables
- Positioning one-pager: what to emphasize
- Full testing schedule
Timeline
- Business day 1: Strategy
- Business day 4: Sales Page
- Business day 7: Promo Pack & Delivery
Revisions
1 round included.
What I need
Offer details, launch dates, and access to current assets.
Use it for
- A new launch
- A relaunch where the offer is the same but conversions are low
- When promo and page don’t currently match and people drop off
Start
If you want everything aligned in one week, this is the cleanest option: page + promos + what-to-post plan.
Checkout → 5-min intake → delivery in 7 business days → 1 revision
Recommended if you only need posts:Start with Promo Pack
Monthly Copy Partner (Retainer)
Best for creators who want consistent promo delivered on a schedule, without having to think about wording every week.
$279/mo
1 Campaign / month
Best for maintaining presence$899/mo
4 Campaigns / month
Best for creators posting 2–3x/week$1,199/mo
4 Campaigns + 1 Page Refresh
Best for aggressive growth & optimizationRecommended if you want to test us first:Start with Promo Pack
Retainers are simplest after your first Promo Pack or Audit. Add-ons can be requested inside the same intake.
Offer + Funnel Copy Audit
Best for when you’re not sure what’s wrong yet. Get a clear list of fixes before paying for a full rewrite.
$1992 business days
What you get
- Quick teardown of your offer and page flow
- Top issues ranked by impact (what to fix first)
- 10 hook ideas + 5 CTA rewrites you can use immediately
Full Deliverables & Process
Deliverables
- Actionable fix list
- Copy tweaks for immediate use
Timeline
- Business day 1: Analysis
- Business day 2: Delivery
Revisions
Not applicable for audits.
What I need
Link to funnel or assets to review.
Good next step if…
- Your page gets views but conversions are low
- You changed tiers or pricing and results dropped
- You want clarity before investing in a rewrite
Start
You’ll get a ranked fix list and quick copy upgrades. If you want, you can apply the fixes yourself or roll into a rewrite.
Checkout → 5-min intake → delivery in 2 business days → 1 revision
Recommended if you know you need a full rewrite:See Sales Page Rewrite
Conversion System Products
Offer Map, DM scripts, email, and product descriptions that plug into your existing core offer. 2 business days turnaround.
Offer Messaging MapStandalone $249 • Bundle with core $212 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- Bundle + upsell options
- Trial wording options (if you offer one)
- “Limited drop” variants that stay clean
DM Script PackStandalone $299 • Bundle with core $254 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- 10 ready-to-send DM scripts
- Objection replies + follow-ups
- Written to your platform rules (link out when needed)
Email Mini-SequenceStandalone $399 • Bundle with core $339 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- 5 emails + subject lines + preview text
- Warm-up + objection handling
- Written to your platform rules and destination
Product Descriptions (10)Standalone $299 • Bundle with core $254 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- 10 benefit-led, scannable descriptions
- Clear “what it includes” lines
- Simple CTA line
Product Descriptions (25)Standalone $599 • Bundle with core $509 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- 25 benefit-led, scannable descriptions
- Clear “what it includes” lines
- Simple CTA line
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If you want alignment across everything, start with Promo Pack or Audit first, then add Conversion System products as needed.
SEO Products
SEO briefs and internal linking plans that fit your existing content. 2 business days turnaround.
SEO Briefs (5)Standalone $499 • Bundle with core $424 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- Topic + intent + outline
- FAQs + internal linking suggestions
- Optional writing available
Internal Linking Mini-PlanStandalone $299 • Bundle with core $254 • 2 business days15% off when bundled with any core package.
- Linking map for 10–20 pages
- Priority order for fastest impact
- Natural anchor text guidance
FAQ
What counts as a revision?One pass for tone and clarity. Not a new offer, new tiers, or a full reposition.
What do you need from me?Your link, your tiers, your tone references, and what you want people to do (subscribe, join, buy).
Can you match my voice?Yes. The intake asks for examples. I write to your tone: clean, premium, direct.
Do you write explicit content?Adult copy is available, including explicit. Yes. I can write explicit copy when it fits your goals and your platform. I won't write illegal content, non-consensual material, or anything involving minors.
When does turnaround start?When intake is complete and I have your links, tiers, and any existing copy.
Not sure where to start?Promo Pack (3 business days) is the fastest way to get usable copy. If you want clarity first, start with the Audit.